"Is there a problem with my burger?"

i’ve waiting fort his all my life

collegehumor:

Who’s better: Dr. Oz or Dr. Dre?
Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

collegehumor:

Who’s better: Dr. Oz or Dr. Dre?

Should You Trust That Doctor? Matrix [Click for full chart]

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

"I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence."

Lea Seydoux talking about American films. (via ramengirl48)

i find listening to malcolm tucker more relaxing than listening to my idiot boss. funnily enough.

although… i’ve been banned from swearing in the office lately. 

*why the fuck why*

alexxis91:

that dog deserves an Oscar.

alexxis91:

that dog deserves an Oscar.

somanypotatos:

I love Nicki Minaj’s new music video (:

somanypotatos:

I love Nicki Minaj’s new music video (:

Thunder only happens when it’s raining
Players only love you when they’re playing